My Glossary

These are a collection of words and phrases that you will come across in my blog.  (I will update this list on a periodic basis.)

Pauly Chopsticks -- Me

Pulling a Pauly -- Hooking-up with the hotest chick at a party.

The Obligatory Five -- This refers to the five minutes after sex where I have to pretend I'm interested in a TSO's feelings and care about her so that I can have sex with her again.  Normally I'm thinking about what I'm going to wear to work the next day or about the cute girl with the big knockers who was flirting with me at the mall.

TOO -- This stands for "TheOtherOne" or is short for Her Too, which was what my grandparents called my sister.

Total Minnie -- This refers to an extremely hot woman who has brains.  (After Minnie Driver).  I avoid Total Minnies like the plague.  They are on par with flat-chested ugly chicks.  Worse in many ways... unless they are drunk and I can hook-up with them.

TSO -- This stands for "TheStupidOnes" and refers to all of the chicks I have dated who weren't smart enough to figure out a way to keep me.